Saturday, July 14, 2012

Strange YouTube Machine Transcription

This machine transcription that follows this video is not even close to what I said. It does sound like new wave Bohemian poetry or the ravings of a mentally ill street preacher...





Niche Sensei Review



Weird Transcript:

00:01
    all this is my niche sensei review
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    and minute recess a
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    my name's return
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    the beach sensation
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    lightweight
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    keyword tools that settled
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    you'll see soon it's it's quick and to
the point this is default size of the
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    load it up
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    make it look bigger purposes here
00:28
    paler reloaded
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    first of all in the change the advanced
options cuz i like to see the exact
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    matches
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    as a marker
00:45
    story i do it
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    add up
00:48
    let's just pick a random weird let's go
with
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    tears for insomnia something
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    cares hope so
01:03
    there's some site
01:05
    other keyword tools but i found this is
uh...
01:12
    this is gives you are really
01:15
    political landscape
01:17
    and also sorrows in some
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    related keywords
01:23
    uh...
01:25
    might i think that's a lot of yet
01:28
    internship
01:28
    the competition on each one of them
01:32
    it's a good way to take a quick pecans
01:35
    straight from here you can now
01:38
    dig deeper it's integrated with majestic
yes you know you can
01:41
    checks about clinics
01:44
    anchor text what not
01:48
    dot the only thing that goal a couple of
days so tell your receipt
01:52
    it's integrated with internet explorer
values firefox
01:57
    it's not a big deal
02:01
    don't ask me again
02:07
    what you do see that doesn't look like
trees
02:15
    global or local searches for the word we
typed in the let's check when these
02:18
    otherwise it looks like
02:20
    it's only a curious looks really nice
stricter
02:24
    case yet
02:25
    brings you to the competition analysis
tab
02:28
    usyd analytics
02:31
    and what it does is it
02:35
    it khalsa
02:36
    top ten results in this case nine
02:39
    and iphone with my use of this and that
means that there is a video
02:43
    there's probably is a video on the
results page with chocolate in it
02:48
    but sees it colors here
02:50
    the greenest telling you that's doable
and that's a cold
02:55
    they tell me see red dust on his debts
02:59
    competition
03:02
    so you see right here in the middle
number five
03:04
    is it doable thing only
03:08
    feedback links to the external may have
to take yourself
03:13
    so this shows right away for their word
insomnia cures
03:18
    you're going to go to write the webpage
data
03:22
    chance to do it
03:23
    this was solid red
03:24
    whom he just get away from this word
retaliatory
03:29
    and we got a wikipedia on the front page
03:32
    well see i always look at www
03:35
    pepito maine said you're dealing with
03:38
    there's alot of authority looking
03:44
    do you get some heavy pager a couple
taught this might be hard to do but
03:48
    here's my ideal i'm mom
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    primarily
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    into wahm
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    video market
03:59
    this doesn't bother me
04:02
    i'd just need to go
04:03
    look at the page
04:09
    i think to subvert me to cite here
04:12
    if you look at the sites
04:20
    there's a way to jump to the whole page
but that's not a problem we will
04:26
    i think you can but i mean
04:30
    like to use this a lot
04:33
    differently
04:37
    i like like i said i like firefox
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    so that's what i do
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    firefox
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    look at because then
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    like if you've got a so quick break up
04:50
    i don't right now i'm using sutherland
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    which is good for me
04:55
    but if you got a ceo quake that way you
can
04:58
    you can also look at it that way that's
05:00
    reinstitute
05:03
    yes this is what i wanted to see
05:06
    and i knew right away when there was
only by the listings that
05:10
    that there would be video
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    front page
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    their is
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    so the more i we do from this point is
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    you know explorer
05:20
    what my chance of breaking a video would
be
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    from this point no for this word
05:26
    because if i remember right heads-up
05:28
    sixty six hundred searches wants
globally
05:32
    and i look at the global
05:34
    primarily because
05:38
    well i think that the whole world is
going to come in but something
05:40
    tremendously
05:43
    but i mean
05:44
    sliver
05:46
    you know they're not written in stone
those numbers anyway
05:49
    teaches kids to basically
05:53
    okay so that's what we're seeing you
05:57
    and then you can check these links so to
what they said remember uh...
06:03
    this would be hard to get to number one
probably for this word if you were doing
06:06
    the page
06:09
    once again i want if i want to get a
video
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    onto page one
06:14
    well i know for a fact that could do it
06:20
    i guess what i'm saying is not just
seeing that it's there is a video page
06:24
    was when i walk was what i use this word
06:27
    quickly
06:28
    plus you can see
06:30
    two searches
06:31
    i believe they're pulled from mom
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    to google external keyword tool
06:37
    she'd get a quick look at your
06:40
    and that i'd words competition also
shows you
06:45
    was doing ppc a mr
06:47
    you see what was ninety one twelve that
shows you that
06:50
    that's probably a good money where their
06:54
    despite competition from
06:57
    on the other side of the coin here's
06:59
    only thirteen for the
07:02
    the word solving itself which of course
is so broad
07:09
    asserting a bill that's already slave
away a few years first in the happen
07:16
    galitsin instead of saying that i
thought i'd like to give a short note
07:19
    clifford my fellow
07:21
    white cheese lovers
07:30
    i hope you can appreciate to be really
been trying to make this quick normal
07:34
    fallacies
07:36
    you're watching a video it
07:39
    it goes quick but you make it work
07:42
    quicker you wouldn't believe
07:44
    rose considerably
07:47
    u_c_l_a_ me here are you
07:51
    just as a final thought here i could see
07:55
    was try one more
07:58
    so you can also see the s_c_o_
carpenters
08:00
    here's a list of your comp
08:04
    he's willing to sorties to
08:09
    what really stupid make it easier to
08:11
    really take a quick look see this is for
quick consuming it
08:15
    quickly so
08:16
    my credentialing here which is of
08:19
    keyword tool
08:21
    there's so many features against
gravelly remind you know
08:28
    messing around with all kinds of other
08:32
    meets your time that's part of it but
it's my time
08:38
    trying to conserve time
08:39
    maximized
08:44
    also with these you could
08:46
    you know you can take another one
08:48
    replace it
08:50
    dig deeper into a tax receipt
08:54
    with mia
08:55
    with the google keyword tool
09:05
    i was interested in
09:07
    sees this one
09:17
    let's be smart
09:36
    no issue no sense of god camtasia
honored
09:41
    bare spots open
09:44
    lord knows what else about going on
09:46
    it's it's a little slower than
09:50
    police boom
09:54
    tax and resource
10:02
    that's returning some different
10:05
    words
10:09
    related to the funeral
10:11
    reentered
10:16
    while they remain sort of that's cool
10:20
    now that looks like a good word
10:23
    looks good it's obvious symptoms
10:26
    for competition
10:30
    course of what i did that
10:37
    might be in the beginning stages of love
10:40
    for something that help or was it
something
10:42
    out there wondering
10:43
    g still ahead this employees have inside
10:50
    if you make a p_h_d_
10:52
    shows the symptoms
10:53
    they relate to that late night
10:55
    take your recommendation
11:04
    a_b_c_ a lot of every five k triggered
11:08
    with the mayo clinic and let them
11:12
    so this is what i would die
11:20
    fairly certain due to a person on the
front page
11:23
    for fear that wrap this up
11:27
    thanks for watching it down
11:29
    speech census pretty expensive
11:33
    little late
11:35
    below this video
11:37
    where you can get his ss
11:39
    for uh... twenty dollars off the normal
price
11:41
    specially tonight
11:43
    set up for this
11:45
    so thank you
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    for watching an eight
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    right to recommend this highly
11:52
    and we'll talk to you later

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